Grammar #1: Two, Too and To.

I've noticed a recent influx in the incorrect usage of the words "two", "too" and "to".

I'm looking at you, Domo and Jolly. The incorrect usage of these words is pathetic, considering the correct way to use them is taught in first grade.

"Two" is the number 2. It can be used like this:
"I have two dildos in my urethra."
"What if two people had sex in space?"

"Too" is used to explain whether you have a large amount or a small amount of something. It can be used like this:
"I have too many dead hookers in my closer"
"Too little, too late."

"To" can be used as a function word to indicate movement or an action or condition suggestive of movement toward a place, person, or thing reached. It can be used like this:

"I'm going to go have my way with some dead bodies. Preferably Kurt Cobain."
"I have to go to the dead baby store."

Am I using it correctly or not?
http://ruabriongloid.newgrounds.com/news/post/535705#comment2844203_wrapper_inner

Fucking describes something.

They're = They are - They're shoving a shovel into my asshole.

Their = Possession - That is their bloody tampon.

There = Location - The gay sex shop is over there.

Jolly wrote:Am I using it correctly or not?
http://ruabriongloid.newgrounds.com/news/post/535705#comment2844203_wrapper_inner

Fucking describes something.

No, you aren't.

Donut wrote:

Jolly wrote:Am I using it correctly or not?
http://ruabriongloid.newgrounds.com/news/post/535705#comment2844203_wrapper_inner

Fucking describes something.

No, you aren't.

How is it incorrect there?

Jolly wrote:

Donut wrote:

Jolly wrote:Am I using it correctly or not?
http://ruabriongloid.newgrounds.com/news/post/535705#comment2844203_wrapper_inner

Fucking describes something.

No, you aren't.

How is it incorrect there?

"LEARN TOO FUCKING SPELL!"
is incorrect because you are using the wrong word.
It should be "LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL."

I have a lot of fucking.
With my hand...

Jolly's grammar that annoys me: Saying bestfriend instead of best friend
Using too instead of to sometimes



That's what you get for being homeschooled.

Just kidding.

Silentkat wrote:Jolly's grammar that annoys me: Saying bestfriend instead of best friend
Using too instead of to sometimes



That's what you get for being homeschooled.

Just kidding.

Somebodies butthurt.

Jolly wrote:

Silentkat wrote:Jolly's grammar that annoys me: Saying bestfriend instead of best friend
Using too instead of to sometimes



That's what you get for being homeschooled.

Just kidding.

Somebodies butthurt.

somebody's

Apostrophes merge two words, so "Somebodies butt hurt" doesn't make any sense.
"Somebody's butt hurt." and "Somebody is butt hurt." work though.

Donut wrote:

Jolly wrote:

Silentkat wrote:Jolly's grammar that annoys me: Saying bestfriend instead of best friend
Using too instead of to sometimes



That's what you get for being homeschooled.

Just kidding.

Somebodies butthurt.

somebody's

Apostrophes merge two words, so "Somebodies butt hurt" doesn't make any sense.
"Somebody's butt hurt." and "Somebody is butt hurt." work though.

Due to you being annoying, you've been demodded. Faggot.

Jolly wrote:

Donut wrote:

Jolly wrote:

Silentkat wrote:Jolly's grammar that annoys me: Saying bestfriend instead of best friend
Using too instead of to sometimes



That's what you get for being homeschooled.

Just kidding.

Somebodies butthurt.

somebody's

Apostrophes merge two words, so "Somebodies butt hurt" doesn't make any sense.
"Somebody's butt hurt." and "Somebody is butt hurt." work though.

Due to you being annoying, you've been demodded. Faggot.

It's a grammar thread, get over yourself.
Dickhead.

Donut wrote:It's a grammar thread, get over yourself.
Dickhead.

I was going to remod you, but now I'm not.

Jolly wrote:

Donut wrote:It's a grammar thread, get over yourself.
Dickhead.

I was going to remod you, but now I'm not.

Funny, considering you aren't a mod.

Donut wrote:

Jolly wrote:

Donut wrote:It's a grammar thread, get over yourself.
Dickhead.

I was going to remod you, but now I'm not.

Funny, considering you aren't a mod.

Ha.

Donut wrote:

Jolly wrote:

Donut wrote:It's a grammar thread, get over yourself.
Dickhead.

I was going to remod you, but now I'm not.

Funny, considering you aren't a mod.

*snicker*